What's wrong with this picture?

This silly drawing was in a government report I found online describing the health dangers of doing "shift work." I got a chuckle out of it as I tried to keep my eyes open and stuffed my face with food at my job at 4 am.

Gas!

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Gas!

That's why Vince is so good at beating hookers!

Because he's all muscled-out from selling so many "Slap Chops!"

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Stressed?

J.G.S.H. !!!

On a lovely belt sander like this! :-)

This is the best salt-free seasoning ever! Get it at Big Lots.

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Raspberry paste!

Jalapeno Poppers and Raspberry Sauce

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My steak sushi meal...

While the outside seared quickly, most of the middle got no heat. I hope I don't end up with beef tapeworm.

Tiny thumb laceration from a spoon.

Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'?

Silly Wal-Mart

Corazon Tequila is good for the heart!

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Bummer Gangsta!

I guess you drove it 'til the wheels fell off!

Ricardo Multoban eat your heart out!

This is a self-portrait a la Khan of me wearing a weird hospital gown for an echocardiogram.

Fancy Bible!

Pretty Leaves and Colors

A bad picture of a good picture...

I'm drinking the Medicine Water!

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Is this the brand you got?

Uh-oh!!!

I was tempted to get this...

But I really don't need a book about the grimy, sleazy details of Obama's politics. It would just waste my time and money to read it, and would probably just piss me off to have a look through the carefully manacured public image.

Ever seen a sink like this before?