Silly Picture!

So...

if I had to work on Christmas, I don't understand why the city guys who are supposed to do the snow plowing didn't have to work... resulting in me--and many other people--getting stuck on the roads.

C'mon fellas! That's the nature of a public service job--odd hours and poor working conditions. Get out there and make it safer for us... please?

If you cut me do I not bleed?

Salad for the...

"Poor schmoes who got duped into working on Christmas" potluck meal.

Go ahead! Buy and wear this!....

But don't say I didn't warn you when you're getting your first swirlie...

If you can't quite see from the picture, this is a little fan that hangs from your neck and sends a breeze up to your face, and comes with a guarantee that "you'll make Steve Urkel look like the Fonz!"

Crazy Cat Lady (and proud of it!)

A.K.A. "Weird Aunt Edna," who was out with her 8 year old nephew, Billy, to buy him a nice Shaquile O'Neil basketball card in the mall sports store for a Christmas gift.*

*The whole story is made up--though I was there and that's certainly what it looked like to me. If only I could have photographed her front--she was rocking some weird old cat lady glasses!

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Giant Nut Crackers

Sky Man

Lit Bridge

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Rocky Mountains and Pamida

"That John Denver is full of shit, man!"

Oh Arby's!...

That's so silly!

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Santa in Lights

Lit Bridge

Safeway Ceiling Man

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This very busy painting is called 'Shelter & Entropy'.

Girlie Drink???

This was a "Category 5 Huricane," and it was so strong that, after I drank away the few sips of fruit juice on the bottom, I had to chase each sip of it with my Dr Pepper!

Nice Colors... (note the 'Category 5 Hurricane' on the drink menu)

Working on 'Shelter and Entropy'

Chinese year of the dog...

Christmas Tree in the Asian Restaurant

Fish Tank in an Asian* Restaurant

*Nationalities included: Japan, China, Korea, Thailand, Vietnam, Indonesia, and even India

Dual Sleeping Doggies

1/2 Sandwich...

Bucket o' Beautiful but Painful Habaneros...

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Tulip the cat looking strangely like an owl...

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

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Wreath! Temp was -22 F that night!!!

A funny ad for 'Pam' in a woman's magazine sitting out at the nurses' station...

All the tiny paintings!

Tiny painting: Cat

Tiny painting: Guitar

Tiny painting: Koi Fish

Tiny painting: Nurse Cap

Tiny painting: Purple Heart

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Colors on Mini-Canvases!

Compliment... minus purple.

I only have 5 mini canvases, not 6. :-( These are going to be paintings for my loved ones... I only need to get 2 more canvases.

Get it?

If you DON'T get it, you AREN'T a nerd... so what are you doing looking at MY blog?

TRANSLATION:

"with Jesus your spirit will live long and prosper!"

Mixed media crucifixion scene...

Construction paper, oil pastels, paint, and my crucifix. I hope you like.

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