the 3 point 2 view

What's wrong with this picture?

2010-11-13T05:59:00.001-08:00

This silly drawing was in a government report I found online describing the health dangers of doing "shift work." I got a chuckle out of it as I tried to keep my eyes open and stuffed my face with food at my job at 4 am.

Gas!

2010-11-13T05:55:00.001-08:00

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Gas!

2010-11-13T05:54:00.001-08:00

That's why Vince is so good at beating hookers!

2010-11-13T02:59:00.000-08:00

Because he's all muscled-out from selling so many "Slap Chops!"

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Stressed?

2010-11-13T02:57:00.001-08:00

J.G.S.H. !!!

2010-11-13T02:55:00.001-08:00

On a lovely belt sander like this! :-)

This is the best salt-free seasoning ever! Get it at Big Lots.

2010-11-13T02:52:00.000-08:00

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Raspberry paste!

2010-10-24T16:30:00.001-07:00

Jalapeno Poppers and Raspberry Sauce

2010-10-24T16:29:00.001-07:00

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My steak sushi meal...

2010-10-17T12:32:00.001-07:00

While the outside seared quickly, most of the middle got no heat. I hope I don't end up with beef tapeworm.

Tiny thumb laceration from a spoon.

2010-10-16T15:18:00.001-07:00

Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'?

2010-10-16T15:14:00.001-07:00

Silly Wal-Mart

2010-10-16T15:12:00.001-07:00

Corazon Tequila is good for the heart!

2010-10-12T01:48:00.001-07:00

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Bummer Gangsta!

2010-10-12T01:46:00.001-07:00

I guess you drove it 'til the wheels fell off!

Ricardo Multoban eat your heart out!

2010-09-22T07:33:00.001-07:00

This is a self-portrait a la Khan of me wearing a weird hospital gown for an echocardiogram.

Fancy Bible!

2010-09-20T13:01:00.001-07:00

Pretty Leaves and Colors

2010-09-16T08:07:00.001-07:00

A bad picture of a good picture...

2010-09-15T07:32:00.000-07:00

I'm drinking the Medicine Water!

2010-09-14T13:59:00.001-07:00

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Is this the brand you got?

2010-09-14T13:37:00.001-07:00

Uh-oh!!!

2010-09-11T20:03:00.001-07:00

I was tempted to get this...

2010-09-11T18:18:00.001-07:00

But I really don't need a book about the grimy, sleazy details of Obama's politics. It would just waste my time and money to read it, and would probably just piss me off to have a look through the carefully manacured public image.

Ever seen a sink like this before?

2010-09-11T18:13:00.001-07:00

Cinnamon = Firey Heat?

2010-09-11T18:10:00.001-07:00

Aperature...

2010-09-10T09:24:00.001-07:00

Putting the "Ph" back in f-stop!

Ghetto Photo Studio...

2010-09-10T08:58:00.001-07:00

Umm... can't really afford pro studio lighting (a very cheap, basic setup might cost $400), so for now creative lighting such as a fan propping a lamp like this is all I can do.

Dear Safeway

2010-09-10T08:55:00.001-07:00

Getting your chicken breasts from Chernobyl chickens might not be the safest thing. That chicken must be so big it can kill a man!

Hahahaha!

2010-09-09T22:14:00.001-07:00

Art by Dani...

2010-09-08T00:31:00.001-07:00

This Alla Prima painting is called...

2010-09-06T14:18:00.001-07:00

"I'm Too Sexy!"

Finished!

2010-09-06T14:13:00.001-07:00

This painting was inspired by the poetic line, "Time is the fire in which we all burn."

Joby Gorillapod in action!

2010-09-02T11:48:00.000-07:00

Standing behind the HIPPA line at Doc's office!

2010-08-31T11:50:00.001-07:00

Oh! Maybe I can find a medical degree in one of these!

2010-08-29T16:02:00.001-07:00

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Birthday Gnome!

2010-08-28T17:01:00.001-07:00

Reprezentin' Nike, FUBU, Nebraska Cornhuskers football, and Shock Top Beer!

LaBonzer James!

2010-08-26T20:25:00.001-07:00

2010-08-22T01:40:00.001-07:00

Peanut butter + grated nutmeg + Nesquick powder

Props to Coleman!

2010-08-20T06:56:00.001-07:00

I found this little gem of a knife at Wal-Mart for $9.97, if I remember right. It's a full tang fixed blade with a sheath. Fits the hand like a glove and has a warrior's balance. Has a pseudo-sharpened back, and is sharpened on both sides--as a knife should be. (Some REALLY cheap knives are only sharpened on one side and the other is flat, which is a very weak and dull design.) You can affix a cord to it, and I suspect the weight is right for throwing, as well. Of course, this design, and the low quality of the steel do make this a brittle knife, but I am very happy with my $10 purchase!

The general idea...

2010-08-18T06:21:00.001-07:00

This is a sample image from my "apothecary" idea. I'm still whittling through all the pictures I took and will have to process them with both my camera and computer before I come up with a final image.

Piedra Para Molcajete

2010-08-13T14:04:00.001-07:00

Rough-hewn stone for the apothacary!

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Lone Flower

2010-08-13T06:03:00.001-07:00

On a stairway of light...

A CREEPY HOTEL!

2010-08-12T20:49:00.001-07:00

Reminds me of something...

2010-08-12T20:41:00.001-07:00

This disturbed me...

2010-08-12T20:40:00.001-07:00

If you didn't know, there is a medicine called Metropolol.

Mortar and Pestle

2010-08-12T20:37:00.001-07:00

That one in the center makes the apothecary in me salivate like Pavlov!

Child

2010-08-12T20:30:00.001-07:00

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Woman

2010-08-12T20:26:00.000-07:00

You can't see, but she's holding a spear.

Chair

2010-08-12T20:25:00.001-07:00

Greg

2010-08-11T21:21:00.001-07:00

on phone.

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Hot Sauce!

2010-08-11T06:43:00.001-07:00

One of the nurses I work with's dad makes this habanero-based hot sauce and it's pretty good. I bought 4 bottles.

Elevator

2010-08-09T21:26:00.001-07:00

Tree

2010-08-09T21:23:00.001-07:00

with coffee bar in background.

Tile...

2010-08-09T21:21:00.001-07:00

Bench

2010-08-09T21:20:00.001-07:00

with coffee bar in background.

$3 Granny Panties!

2010-08-05T15:34:00.001-07:00

Now at Wal-Mart! Bwahahahahaha!

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Empty...

2010-08-03T16:11:00.001-07:00

So bright out I couldn't see my screen...

2010-08-03T16:10:00.001-07:00

The Lot

2010-08-03T16:08:00.000-07:00

This Pysch Patient is Stylin'!

2010-08-03T16:07:00.001-07:00

Love the green cat in the hat and the yellow tricycle! :-)

The top of my coffee table...

2010-08-02T16:16:00.001-07:00

I kinda like it. Not thrilled with how the ribbons turned out, or the small size of the masks... but I think it'll do.

Look at the nice texture on that comedy mask...

2010-08-02T14:08:00.001-07:00

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Going forward with the painting!

2010-08-02T13:20:00.001-07:00

Now THAT'S a much better background for the bipolar masks!

2010-08-02T05:38:00.001-07:00

:-) :-(

A Shockingly Depressing 'Family Circus'

2010-08-01T18:24:00.001-07:00

Reminds me of Ecclesiastes...

Burger King

2010-07-29T17:55:00.001-07:00

Was getting some mo' Dr Pepper at BK... had the cup 95% full and tapped the button once more and the nozzle dropped in my cup. Silly BK!

Weird art...

2010-07-28T10:40:00.001-07:00

Looks bad in crayon; maybe I'll redo it when I have better art supplies with me. I got the idea of the apple with eyes and its winking shadow in a dream, and the "lightning" and its shadow was something else entirely.

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Trying to do art... with only crayons... is very hard.

2010-07-28T08:10:00.001-07:00

Bipolar Masks...

2010-07-25T12:37:00.001-07:00

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Cheese!

2010-07-23T08:50:00.001-07:00

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Most Acidic Videos of All Time

2010-07-04T09:23:00.000-07:00

1. "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden
2. "No Rain" by Blind Melon
3. "Tonight, Tonight" by the Smashing Pumpkins

...more to be added later.

Mule...

2010-06-22T15:48:00.001-07:00

Sorry, this is a low quality picture of a picture.

Pay us for the priveledge of advertising our products!

2010-06-14T18:59:00.001-07:00

Go FCHS!

2010-06-14T18:56:00.000-07:00

Fanatic...

2010-06-14T18:50:00.001-07:00

Ended up having to debate this poor guy on which is "cooler": Star Wars or Star Trek

Isn't that a cool-looking store?!

2010-06-14T12:44:00.001-07:00

Mmm! Wanchai Ferry!

2010-06-06T18:41:00.001-07:00

Making my Logo...

2010-06-02T16:05:00.001-07:00

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Tell them what they've won Bob!

2010-06-01T13:00:00.001-07:00

"A NEEEEEEEEEW BED!"

Ye Olde Pilsner Urkel!

2010-06-01T10:57:00.001-07:00

Beer lovingly brewed by Steve Urkel. Drink enough and you'll be saying, "Did I do that?"

Doxy Death!

2010-06-01T10:51:00.001-07:00

This bottle of Cherry 7UP reminds me so much of Doxorubicin. Oh, horrible, horrible flashbacks! I think that Doxorubicin was the worst of the three chemo drugs they poisoned me with. One nickname for it is "Red Death," and a hanging bag of the crap does look exactly like Cherry 7UP. If only it were so innocent...

Foiled Again

2010-06-01T10:40:00.000-07:00

I tried to take a picture of the 7up on the conveyor. The checker didn't see me and started it up (see picture below).

Then, after we bought it, I was taking a picture, and she noticed and wanted to help me by moving it--foiled again (see this picture).

Finally, on the 3rd attempt, I got a picture of it (see picture above).

Speeding Conveyor Belt in Target

2010-06-01T10:25:00.001-07:00

Gas station in Limon

2010-06-01T10:16:00.001-07:00

2010-06-01T10:10:00.000-07:00

Gotta love that QWERTY!

2010-06-01T10:04:00.000-07:00

Hahaha!

2010-06-01T10:00:00.001-07:00

Compliant Vs. Complaint

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Silly 'Sea' Gulls

2010-06-01T09:54:00.001-07:00

The ocean coast or Casper Wyoming?

2010-06-01T09:48:00.001-07:00

Chair

2010-06-01T09:42:00.000-07:00

Fish

2010-06-01T09:39:00.001-07:00

Shadow of the Nerd!

2010-06-01T09:35:00.000-07:00

Flowers

2010-06-01T09:32:00.001-07:00

Yum! :-(

2010-06-01T09:28:00.001-07:00

Doing a bit of wide angle shooting at Ayers Natural Bridge!

2010-05-23T13:22:00.001-07:00

'Macro' on my phone...'

2010-05-21T22:25:00.001-07:00

Silly phone!

Some Nikon Shots...

2010-05-19T02:44:00.000-07:00

Pretty sunset clouds outside Best Buy

2010-05-18T09:33:00.001-07:00

Mowed the tar out of the lawn...

2010-05-18T09:31:00.001-07:00

If you are going to rent a place, NEVER rent from a landlord that expects YOU to mow and upkeep THEIR property! This family I'm renting from saw me coming! :-(

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

2010-05-18T09:26:00.001-07:00

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